Life is Good

Is life that strict that you really have to think twice about calling that person that you miss? That you cannot tell the guy at work how good they look in that new shirt because you are afraid of what they will think? Do you want to fence and channel the thoughts of the whole world to favor you?

Is life that strict that on a night out with a girl friend you still won’t have a glass of crisp clean sweet white wine?(saying this on a whole Tuesday is a bit trying). How boring a world do you envision whereby you keep wishing everybody was as unadventurous as you are? That you cannot go to that party because you had planned to spend the afternoon sleeping? Yet you still want to meet new guys, your dreams are invalid!

Is life really a series of tormenting moments? Why do we work so hard to torture ourselves to levels where we imagine to be living an upright life to please people whereas the thing is that we are making this great world a boring place to live in? You are making it hard for that guy who likes you to get to know you more just because you will not say yes to a random lunch date ; random is not your thing and you also do not know him well. How much more boring can you get? You think this article is stepping on your toe? Stop reading am about to step on your whole foot.

I have come to the realization that most people live a life that they do not enjoy at all but they hope that those around them are very happy with them. We live for the approval of the society, a society that will criticize us for both right and wrong deeds. A society that does not care about our existence.

Lately, many of my single pals want to settle down and apparently, it’s not any easy to get a serious girl or guy anymore, people have issues. I have listened to several and today, I shall teach you how to fall in love;

1.      Fall without caution.

I know of several single people who want to settle so badly, but they just won’t fall in love. For beginners, love starts when you accept that your ways and the other person’s ways will at one point merge and be common ways to both of you. Before you fall in love, accept that if he loves motor sport, you will have to enjoy this at one point. If you cannot enjoy it now, accept that love brings along compromise, you will enjoy it sooner or later, just accept to fall in love. Stop saying that he is not this, or that!! Fall in love!!

2.      Choose your poison wisely

Reject that man because he does not have a good job right now, be very afraid to walk with him at Uhuru park because the world will laugh at you for wasting all that beauty on a poor guy, finally, get married to that rich guy for money. P.S for money. Then sit back and let the world watch you as you wipe your tears with your money. Ooh by the way, remember to hoot back when the guy you rejected will drive past you in traffic with his happy family even if you will be sited lonely in your Mercedes S - class because your Mr man has been with the other woman on a business trip the last four months.

3.      Say yes

Its Friday, lets go for a drink, (You have been dreaming of this moment) you can say no and don’t be mad when he asks the girl next to you out.

You girlfriend wants to take you for a getaway (you think she is doing this to exploit you) you can say no and please be easy when her ex asks her for a weekend out.

You really admire short colored hair, your hair dresser suggest a make over starting with hair length. (You think of how much your colleagues at work will think you want to look younger so you have issues and decide to say no) well, next time you see a girl in short colored hair, don’t bother asking where it was made.

4.      Get the ruler off your life.

So he is not six feet tall? What’s height got to do with it? Except when it has to J

He is a graduate, yes a graduate in hotel management, he works in a hotel. The world will call him a waiter, a cook, so you call it off for you want a title like Pilot, Doctor and Banker. Thank you, I hope when you are married you will go to bed in your graduation gown and that your degree certificate will always be hung at the entrance to your bedroom to show how skilled and educated you are. Like it matters!! All the best.

Get the ruler off this life!!

5.      Splash that cash

If you have ever gone to a rich man’s burial and seen him being buried with his cash, then keep being stingy and keep yours, we surely shall bury you in a Gucci store. Huh!!

6.      Dump that onion!!

There are people whose lives are totally like soap operas, only that they always play the crying chick.

So are you dating a man or an onion? He beat you once sweery, Dablew Tee Eff are you still doing there? The whole neighborhood knows you are battered? Chick, put some value on yourself even dogs are not beaten by their masters without barking!!

Life does not have to be that hard, you are making it hard for yourself.

7.      Let go!!

There is this breed of girls who stick to men like glue. They are the worst hurt girls. If a man does not want you, he will treat you like trash and if you take that in, then you sorry to say are just that in his eyes - trash!! If he shows signs of chasing you, take off and do not look back. There will always be another hottie down the road. He is actually chasing you softly coz he is kind of human, and secondly because there is another woman!! It s not rocket science!!

For heaven’s sake, please do not cling!! Call it ego, pride, esteem, whatever, take that to the bank!

 When you leave, please hold your shoulders high and face up, the next guy wants to see your pretty face that the last fool could not appreciate.

8.      Shun fear

We as the on looker’s shall always criticize, even if you do the right thing. The only day we shall talk well about you is on your funeral and you won’t be there to smile, so shun fear and do your thing.

A woman’s strength is in presence of weakness and a man’s weakness is in the presence of strength. In that very fearful moment, you are at your strongest, though you appear weak, act and you will emerge strong.

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

9.      Have a wild moment.

Kill routine, have a wild thought and do exactly that. A little insanity never hurt nobody.

Did you notice you pleasing yourself with all the above steps? That brings out a very confident you. Then you are easy to love.

Have a great week ahead lovelies

I have realized I was a feminist today.